Tonsil Rock

This is a sad story about my life
A tale of woe, trouble and strife
My pet dog who died at the age of nine
I went off the rails at that time

Chorus
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around

Oh my God, look at my mouth
This hideous tongue's gone down south
It started to grow, it wouldn't stop
Stop this moped I want to get off

Chorus
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around

When I was young, so very young
Norris McWhirter measured my tongue
I opened my mouth, he started to shake
What the Hell's that boy
It's the size of a snake

Chorus
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around

But the story's not all doom and gloom
I've had enough ladies to fill this room
Jenny, Jane to name but two
Look out girls I'm after you

Chorus
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around

Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around
Come on down, gather around, this thing's big, let's share it around