Upper Class Hero

Don't you know what to say
You are nothing like me
I come form a big house
You are just a grubby louse

Chorus
I am an upper class hero
You are just number zero
I speak with a plum in my mouth
And you think they're all queer down south

I dine on caviar
You like baked beans
I drive a roller
But life's not all it seems

Chorus
I am an upper class hero
You are just number zero
I speak with a plum in my mouth
And you think they're all queer down south

I've made a ruck of cash
And I can be quite brash
I am a posh rock star
And I say thanks instead of ta!

Chorus
I am an upper class hero
You are just number zero
I speak with a plum in my mouth
And you think they're all queer down south